This blog is dead - well not dead; more like "lovingly preserved." Think Snow White and the Seven Necrophiliacs. Anyway, if you want to read more writings by the Pope who wrote what you are reading (I love excess words), go to my Livejournal. There, they limit my name to fifteen lowercase characters; as WilliamTWodiumtheEldest is twenty-three, PopeWilliamTWodium is eighteen, William_T_Wodium is sixteen, and WilliamTWodium has uppercase letters, my account name is williamtwodium. All the ignorant shmucks will think my name has a number in it. Grr. No matter; it does have a number in it: twenty-three. Observe:

W i l l i a m T W o d i u m t h e E l d e s t

Pope William T Wodium, Lord of Odium, Poo-Bah of Podium, Sultan of Sodium, Prince of Rhodium, and the Eldest of that Name

Also, five:

William T Wodium the Eldest

Lord of Odium,
Poo-Bah of Podium,
Sultan of Sodium,
Prince of Rhodium, and
the Eldest of that Name

Where was I? Oh, yes, the livejournal. The first post of this blog is the real first post of that journal; "this journal began before it really existed." Heh. I amuse myself too easily.
- posted by Pope William T Wodium @ 12:07 PM